Monday, December 21, 2009

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

If this doesn't scare the hell out of you then you must have had Freddy Kruegar as a dad and Charles Manson as an uncle.

The complete and utter precision of these JUDO moves by Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin are terrifying.

Although this is a "sparring match," I can guarantee Putin had his sparring partner "put down" after the fight so he could not share any of his moves with his perceived enemies, real or imagined.

With such force and perfection are the JUDO moves, it has become obvious to me that Putin might be the most feared man in the world, second only to Tom Cruise circa Top Gun era.

Imagine a strike force of Putin on the ground, eliminating ground forces with extreme ease, and Maverick in the air, taking care of any enemy fighters in close range dog fights.

You have been warned world. There is a new badass in town, and his name is Vladimir Putin.

Superman, meet Kryptonite, with a side of Judo backhand across the face.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

What really happened to Tiger.

Leave it to Asia to unravel this incredible escapade.

The CGI reenactment is absolutely priceless. It gets incredible at about 19 seconds.




I know what a lot of people are thinking. Oh he is famous. Girls throw themselves at him. But you know what? Dude has made a billion dollars playing golf of all things. He has a beautiful wife. Actually, she is beyond beautiful, and appears to be very supportive of her husband. She gave him two beautiful kids. What more could a guy ask for?

If the Asians are correct, and she attached Tiger for learning about his infidelity, and attacked him with claws of fury like the video suggests, and finished his Escalade off with a 3 wood...... she just got hotter in my book. Like lava.

And by the look of things, she could be on the open market real quick. I'm no mathmatician, but 50% of a billion dollars is enough to get my attention. Oh, and the blond hair, blue eyes thing, that gets my attention as well.