So far not so good. I have been patient, very patient. I have a very clever post up there about myself. Picture is absolutely fantastic. I look a lot like Leonardo DiCaprio when he was younger, like when he was 10. Ha Ha, that was a joke. No seriously I look like him when he was in his early 20's. I wish I looked like Frank Sinatra, if I could just sing like him, oh boy oh boy!
So if it is not the pic, and not the amazing bio I have wrote about myself, perhaps it is the fact that I put my true height down.
You know, I debated this one. I actually read several articles about this (yes, people published articles about short people and their experiences with online dating) and all the articles all said the same thing.... DON'T FRIGGIN LIE!
You could imagine what would happen if I put down there that I was 6 foot, and then showed up a foot shorter than advertised to a blind date. Safe to say the girl would be pissed. I don't know why, I mean I'm just as much a lover at 5 feet as I would be 6 feet. Sure it would look really strange but I would be game if she was. Don't horse jockey's date like supermodels? Well, I'm built like a horse jockey. In fact I am actually pretty damn tall for a horse jockey. Why the hell do horse jockey's get all the hot chicks? That ISN'T FRIGGIN FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways I am a real patient person. Keep sending in those emails, I got a whole bunch of them when I was out of town, so I will be answering them in the next few weeks. Until then, keep those heads high in GNOME NATION.
