Thursday, October 1, 2009

And the Lord said, let there be Ron Artest


As Giddy as a schoolboy I am at this upcoming NBA season, and this picture encapsulates my utter joy. For starters, Ron Ron is a Laker. Awesome. Second, and not much of a secret, but Ron Ron is mentally unstable. To call him crazy would be an insult to crazy people.
No, Ron is a special crazy. Take a look at his mask. Crazy? Yes. But not that crazy for Ron.
What is really scary here is the genius who thought it would be a "good idea" to give Ron Artest a baseball bat. Gee, I wonder what he is going to do with that.
What makes this picture so special, is that Ron is looking into the eyes of someone right now, and you see how he is pointing at someone with that bat? Literally scaring the poo poo out of someone.
Am I excited for the season? Yes. Do I think Ron Artest will help the lakers win? Of course. Will I be surprised to see him at some point choke out Jack Nicholson? Absolutely not.
God bless you Ron Artest.