who i am

I'm a hard working, tax paying, American man who also happens to be five feet tall. But that doesn't make me any less American, doesn't mean I pay less taxes. And I have an important job, I just don't work seasonally at the mall or as some hurtful folk like to say at the North Pole!! Pay respect to us tiny folk!! I realize that is not much of a threat, but you understand where I'm coming from.

Still, even with me being a very understanding and tolerable person, I can still get a little UPSET when people show no class. Examples of people saying things with NO CLASS are things like, hey little guy, I didn't know they make suits that small. Or look at that midget! I'M NOT A MIDGET! FIVE FEET TALL IS NOT BEING A MIDGET!

Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with midgets, I'm not saying that. In fact I used to Tivo Little People Big World, I loved that show. I like midgets, like I said I am a very very tolerable and understanding person. Just don't call me a midget, OK?

It would blow your mind how many successful people there are out there who are on the smaller side. In fact, I think there should be a month dedicated throughout the year to smaller stature indviduals, we could even have a few days off work, now who wouldn't mind that?

Does being five feet tall bother you? If I had a quarter for everytime I heard that, I could buy enough computers to have a super computer. I would use it to win the lotto, buy a nice car, and date super models as a hobby. See this girl to the right? Something gives me the feeling that she wouldn't be impressed with my Ford Focus, despite the fact that I have a navigation system and leather seats, upgrades of course. So I am left with the realization that I really need to win the lotto.

But to answer the question, does being five feet tall bother you, well, NOOOOOOOOOOO! SO STOP ASKING ME THAT QUESTION!!!! It's getting old.

To wrap it up, If you play World of Warcraft, I'll see you out there, you better watch out!